“My mom was really excited about my unicorn tattoo, she said why do you have to get a fucking unicorn on your thigh, your fans know the name of your album, but I said mom I want them to know I’m serious about the music.”—Lady Gaga (via shefallsapart)
Germany sounds nice! I can't wait to go to England! A part of me has always been there. Let's see now, what size shoe you wear? Can you dance? What's your favorite Disney movie? Have you ever seen a blue waffle?
my sister dies when she was three days old. i didn’t know here or ever get to see her or anything because if she was alive then she would have been a year older than me so it all went on before i was born.
Don't worry about it, funky spunk, is funky spunk, and knowing that coffee makes spunk funky, will stop me from drinking it. I don't wanna make the girls hate me for having funky spunk! Imagine when I blow my spunk all over their faces, funky spunk would ruin it. Assuming I actually had a penis, and could spunk on people's faces. =( If you could be anywhere in the world, where would you be and why?
omg you wouldn’t believe how much that made me giggle.
germany. someone special lives there, and i’d like to be with them.
I'm trying to think of something to ask you. Hrmphhghdy. -still thinking- AH!HA! If you could drink one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be, and why?
umm well let me give you a list of a couple of favourites then i’ll try narrow it down.
i think that’s all my favourites out of the way. i can live without alcohol, i’ve never been drunk and don’t particularly plan to ever got completely shitfaced. coffee gives you bad breath plus it makes your cum taste vile..apparently. so i guess vimto. vimto can be fizzy or flat aswell so it’s all good.
p.s, i don’t know why i made a cum reference..i really don’t..i do apologise.