December 2011
i’m going to my friends for new years. i don’t really want to. i feel like crap. i don’t want to drink alcohol tonight and my friends and their friends are going to be drinking excessively. i’d rather stay in watching tv by myself, getting to midnight, putting up my new calendars then going to bed. someone come and save me.
“We live in a culture where you can order stuff on-line and it comes within the...”
– Simon Amstell, Do Nothing (Live)
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tomorrow night is going to be sufficiently awkward and uncomfortable. shit might go down, and if it does, i’ll be right in the middle of it. i can see myself walking 4 miles to get home in the middle of the night. meep.
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more about my favourite blogs of 2011
fucktana // my bb. i don’t need to say anything else really, do i. you all know how much i love her.
sarahthevampyrslyr // beautiful red haired lady with a fondness to alex kingston.
voldemortwearsprada // been following her a few weeks now. lovely blog.
ollivanderr // only been following her a matter of days, but her blog is brilliant and...
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going to see meg today. m£:,!aelfunsrg. exciteddd. i love meg. better go sort my shit out, i have a train in an hour. laters bitches.
glee
finn: i love youj rachal
rachel: i love oyu too rachel
kurt: i haeve the gay all of you come have the gay wiht me
blaine: gay
mercedes: tots
tina: ching
mike: chong
quinn: babby
santana: i love vagina
brittany: idk what that is
artie: /roll
puck: i love old women
mr shue: I AM GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ALL OF YOU
so i’m going to see meg tomorrow and i can’t find my blackberry lead to put decent music on my phone. the train journey is two hours long. two hours. that’s two hours without the internet. by myself. on a southern train. a southern train. have you ever used a southern train? no? no, you don’t fucking want to.
i just really love andré 3000.
i just really love andré 3000.
okay so is there a way i can get netflix in the UK? i need it because of reasons.
53 Questions That You May Not Have Seen Before
Instructions: You should know these by now.
1: What do you put on hotdogs?
2: Do you say "anticlimatic" or "anticlimactic"?
3: Do you check flyers before grocery shopping?
4: Blue, black, or some other colour pen ink?
5: Do you use your parking brake?
6: Look to your left. How many framed pictures are on the wall?
7: Do you know how to play chess?
8: How often do you clean the interior of your car?
9: Do you ever read the last few pages first?
10: Ever fallen in the shower?
11: On a scale of 1-10, how likely are you to swear at other drivers?
12: What's the worst thing you've ever called someone you care about?
13: Do you have a Snuggie?
14: Are you allergic to anything?
15: Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
16: How many times do you hit the snooze button before finally getting out of bed?
17: Ever driven away in anger?
18: What's your favourite freezie colour?
19: Are you a vegetarian?
20: Do you have a garbage receptacle beside you? What's on top?
21: Do you cross out your mistakes or erase/whiteout them?
22: Ever torn something up that you instantly knew was too important for such treatment?
23: Do you think that things will get better?
24: Do you have an unpopular opinion? What is it?
25: What's your favourite quote?
26: Did you/are you going to go to prom?
27: What's the most physically painful thing you've ever experienced?
28: What's the most emotionally/mentally painful thing you've ever experienced?
29: Have you ever legitimately saved a person's life?
30: What's your favourite book genre?
31: Did you like "Gigli"? Be honest.
32: Have you ever walked out of a movie at the theatre?
33: Do you peek between your fingers during the scary scenes?
34: What was your reaction to Tatum getting killed whilst stuck in the pet door in Scream?
35: Do dogs like you?
36: Would you say that you project an air of authority?
37: Do people listen when you speak?
38: How are your elbows? Are they okay?
39: What is one thing that you do exceptionally well? Be honest.
40: Do you use torrents?
41: When was the last time you paid for music?
42: Are you addicted to technology?
43: Pick a person (you don't need to give their name). How do you feel about them? Be as honest as you can get yourself to be.
44: Do you check your computer's dictionary for the definition of words you'd otherwise feel confident about using during in-person interactions? Just to be sure?
45: How heavily to you rely on spellcheck and autocorrect?
46: Have you ever gotten into an argument on the internet? Did you win?
47: Do you pause movies/TV shows if you have to go to the bathroom or the kitchen, or do you just let them keep playing?
48: If you use a regular alarm clock, do you have it set to music or that obnoxious beeping?
49: Peter Pan?
50: How often do you fall up the stairs?
51: Do you pronounce "anti" as ant-eye or ant-ee? (Example: "That scene was very anticlimactic.")
52: Do you pronounce "via" as vee-uh or vie-uh? (Example: "We can get there via Tremont Street.")
53: How often do you forget to close your parentheses?
